Farting
No, not me. My DOG.
Goldy has been spewing out noxious gasses in silent but deadlies for three days now - I got him a new bag of dogfood made by the same manufacturer this weekend, and wow, he STINKS. He stinks so badly that I have to walk around the house opening the windows wearing a shirt over my mouth and nose and spraying those bathroom sprays that hide those odors in the bathroom after you take a dump.
Goldy has been spewing out noxious gasses in silent but deadlies for three days now - I got him a new bag of dogfood made by the same manufacturer this weekend, and wow, he STINKS. He stinks so badly that I have to walk around the house opening the windows wearing a shirt over my mouth and nose and spraying those bathroom sprays that hide those odors in the bathroom after you take a dump.

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If this keeps up, man, I'll have to ditch this bag of food and go back to the stuff in the maroon bag!
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And LOL that you have such an appropriate icon for this post.