Farting

[gategrrl]

No, not me. My DOG.

Goldy has been spewing out noxious gasses in silent but deadlies for three days now - I got him a new bag of dogfood made by the same manufacturer this weekend, and wow, he STINKS. He stinks so badly that I have to walk around the house opening the windows wearing a shirt over my mouth and nose and spraying those bathroom sprays that hide those odors in the bathroom after you take a dump.

Comments

[superbadgirl]

Ew. Just...ew.

[gategrrl.livejournal.com]

You know the worst part? When you hear the "ssssssss"ing sound, like helium escaping out of a balloon. Then you have the anticipation of the following smell eruption.