gategrrl

This is the offender. It LOOKS like little tiny myriads of itty bitty cinnamon rolls but they're NOT. They are little cardboard circles lightly dusted with pseudo cinnamon and fake sugar. You can't even call it *lightly dusted*.

About the best thing you can say about these nuggets is, if you have a cavity, the hard crunchiness will find it for you. It will find that toothy weakness and collapse it with the density of its tiny bun self. Gums need toughening up? Go for the mini-bun cinni-bun!

If you want to feel like you're cheating on your breakfast by not eating a super sugary fattastic Cinnabon bun, go no further. Your taste buds won't thank you. Your ears won't thank you (crunchies galore). And your dog will turn up his nose at it.

Go buy some mini Wheats or bran flakes, baby.