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Can Dolphins Survive in winter in New Jersey rivers?




The real question here is, why would they want to, dudes?

I mean, look at these happy bottle noses. Can YOU think of why they'd want to be in a New Jersey river in the dead of winter? I sure as heck can't. I mean, really. They have fins. They have fat deposits. They can SWIM, and swim they should to somewhere warm like the Bahamas, or Florida.

And if they swim to Florida, they might even be able to try out for the Miami Dolphins football team. Why not? It's still better than living in a New Jersey river during the winter. If you're gonna be a loser, be a loser where it's warm!














Date: 2008-12-30 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amycooper.livejournal.com
We get them up the Hudson River now and again. Sometimes they just swim inland. Strange, I agree. Who in the animal kingdom would want to hang out close to us with our violence and our polluted rivers?

Date: 2008-12-31 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gategrrl.livejournal.com
I guess no has ever said every dolphin has to be *smart*. Some can be stupid.

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