Luckless Footless (and legless) Man Found

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Luckless Footless and Legless Man found ten miles away from his feet. No, he wasn't alive, he was in his forties...and yes, his feet had their socks still on them, if you want to get morbid. The Chicago paper hasn't said what the police think of why this happened to him...I just think old time Mob and Gangs. Or maybe he was a gambler who went too far into debt and his debtors wanted their pound of flesh. Yuck. I hope the paper says what his story is. I'm really curious.

 Ah, and they've identified the poor guy...he appears to have been run over by a vehicle. Whether that was on purpose or not, is to be discovered.